So dis is da fing. Dere is a dog in dis house. Yup dere is. He is , accordin to brofur Ed, a brofur dog, but I doez not like him at all. Nope I do not. He is big and black and fuzzy and smelly...and der is definitely somefing wrong wif his brain dat makes him growandgrowandgrow. He started out littler dan me... Now he is jest a huge black poodldog. Dey say hez a standard poodldog but in mine hupinion hez substandard at da verra best.
Dis hère is a pikjure of that doggone poodldog.