Dis is me, dat Phinny cat. I know you haf not heard even one wurd from me fur a verra verra long time. Dat is becuz... - i do not know why dat is becuz. But... i fink you is gonna hear from me and brofur Ed verra often now - cause dat peep lady had gone and pooldapin. I is not sure what ezactly dat means, Brofur Ed sezs it means she has re-tired and is not gonna go back to dat offus a herz no more. I say YEA, YIPPEE, and WHU HU too, cause dat means she will be here to protek me from dat offul Purl gurl cat dat wants to fights wif me allada time. And, it means dat dere will be lapz to curl up on alladatime. Gotz to say it again, yea, yippee and whu hu.
Purrhaps dere will also be lotsa extra snack a-paw-tuna-ittys in da daytime too - Dis is a verra verra good fing. I iz gonna go now and see what brofur Ed is doing - Last time I saw him, he was sittin in dat laundry basket makin sure that da laundries is clean and has lotsa cat hairs on it.