i cannot belief dis

an I nosz youz will not bulief it. dey is bringed a new cat into dis house. yup, der is a "gurl" cat in here. I do not know whut dey is thinkin about. dis is absulootly upset da hole natjurl balance in da wurld. and it really upset me and brofur ed. I am so shoked an apauled i duz not know fur sure what to sey.

Dat peep lady sez she is just here for a bizit, and no to stay but she's been here fur a long time now. She is not gonna be a sistrr cat, datz fur sure, me and brofur ed dont wants no sisturs hangin around and complainin about dat litterbox not being clean enuf, and having boy cooties (whut is boy cooties?) and not sharin our foods...and takin up all dat lady peeps lapz.

Accordin to dat lady peep shez a "niece" cat. Dat's whut dey say. Fur sure, she aint no "nice" cat. Her peep is Kevin and he is a boy peep who lived here when he was growin up. Before dat peep lady and peep man had catz, apparuntly dey had kids. I alwayz liked dat kevin peep until diz happend.

Da story is dat "Pearle" (datz her name, dat nasty gurl cat) haz to stay wif us until dat kevin peep haz his own apartment in fort mcmurray where he wurks diggin fer oil. I finks dis is a trajedy - we ubjexs.

puhleez comment if you finks we is right to be ubjekting to anofur cat in diz house.