Whuts wrong wif Brofur Ed

Well, now dis is really somfin to talk about. Dat Ed was not feelin good for da last few daze. Now mostaus didnt pay much atenshun 'acuase its Christmas an' all. Sometimes der is more food inda bowl den yer tummy can handle an' sometimes dat peep lady would give us a snak. so we jest fot his tumm was funky.

Nope, no siree bob. Dat lady peep comed home at lunch time and brotted out the cat transport unit. Me and perle bof tried to get in, cause we fott we wuz going some place exiding. Nope, jest brofur ed gotted to go into dat car and to the VET's place. We wuz jest there a cupple weeks ago to get shotted and brofur ed was soooo cranky dat da vet person wudn't give him a chek up unless he gotted sed-ate-ud. Well today he was all bunched up inaball when dat lady peep tooked him dere. The vet said he'd obsurve him (dat made dat lady peep laff.. obsurving at da vets usally cost about $200), so she left him dere and went back to her wurk. She just gotted sitted down when dat VET called and said....we fink we'd like to do some blood wurk and get an x-rated pikjure of him. (dats not very nice wiff him bein sick'an'all). So dat lady peep bited her lip and said okey dokey - (anofur $200 outta the Chris-mouse spending money). A-parrot-ly Ed hadded a temprujure and dey was finkin der was an infeckion somewhere. So, den aftur a few minits, dat phone ranged agin. Dis time dat vet said, we cant get dat x-rated pikjure unless he's sed-ate-ud. He's just too cranky... So dat peep lady said okey dokey again, 'cause she wantud to know what was wrong wif him ... and i do too... don't you? Anyway long story short, dey tooked da pikjure and didn't find anyfing too suspicjes. Dey still fink he's got some kinda intestinal infektion or somefin. Dey sez he gotz pains in da belly!!!. WE KNEW DAT, DATS WHY DAT LADY PEEP TOOKED HIM TO THE VET. So now we gotz to wait until dat blood wurk comes back. But dey givved brofur ed some new speshal foods dat we cant share and some pain killers. He'z looped right now. The bill so far is $399.78 - which didn't include dat food - $39.00 for a small bag of food, dat da VET sez letz jest try him on dis and see how he duz.

So den dey trys to put brofur ed back into dat transport unit, but he wudn't go in. He was so cranky dat lady peep was shoked. He wuz even owly wif her. 'and he luves dat peep lady. He put a big bitey on dat lady peeps hand right frew her glove - der's still toof marks on it and yu shud see her hand. Its all scratched and bleeding. (Akshully, it makes me kinda faint to look at it). Finally dey covered brofur ed up wif a blankie and got him into dat transport unit. Natjurally brofur ed was pissy about dat and histt and cried. And, den when he got home, he bited me and whapped me. Whut did I do? perle did da smart fing and jest runned away whenever she sawed him. I is now kinda mad at brofur ed. I jest wanted to see how he wuz doin and give him some atenshun. I fink its not nice to whap your peep lady and yer brofer. and den to histt and yowl and clomp every time i go near him.

Dis is not chris-mouse bheyvyer.