What's a Purr-vert?

My lady peep says I'm one. I think it must be a good thing, because she always laughs when she says it. She says I have a shoe fetish. I can't help it...I love her shoes. They smell soooo good. Especially her running shoes, cause she runs through the park every day and across the high school football field now that the weather is warm. Every day when she leaves for her run, I sit by the front door and wait for her to come home. Then after she takes her shoes off and gives me and Sam the Dog a "hello, I missed you" hug, (which is also kinda cool) I make a dive for her shoes, stick my nose inside as far as I can and then me and the shoe roll around together for a while, while I inhale all the good outside smells.

My lady peep lets me do this for a few minutes, then calls me a pervert and takes the shoes away. She says she doesn't want me to slobber all over them up but I don't believe her. I think she hogs the shoes for herself and the man peep.

Oh yeah here's another really cool thing that happens in spring. (I wasn't born last spring, so I didn't know how cool spring was going to be. Now I know why all winter long, the lady peep kept saying she couldn't wait for spring to come). They got these things called birds, that fly around outside, and if you're lucky they land in the tree beside the peep's bedroom window and make these really cool sounds when they're talking to each other. I really like it when they do this about 4:00 a.m. Then, I sit on the jewelry box and scratch on the window until either the man peep or lady peep opens it and I can push my nose against the screen. I hafta be really quiet though, or the birds fly away. Sometimes I can't help it and make some growly sounds and scratch a bit at the screen. I try not to do that, because the man peep says he'll close the window and not open it again if I wreck the screen. I'm trying so hard to be careful, because this is just the coolest thing ever.