It's not time to get up yet....

Once again, something weird is going on here.

The peeps came upstairs from the TV watching room last Saturday night and went into the bedroom and closed the door, just like they do every night around that time. I kept guard outside in the hallway like I always do becuse the manpeep has issues with "ANIMALSONTHEBED". Sam the Dog sleeps in the bedroom with them in his own bed, but I wouldn't follow the rules and stay off the bed...so I hafta stay outside the door. Not a problem, I got lots of ways to entertain myself for those 7 hours or so every night when I'm on my own.

Anyway, you know we cats don't need calendars or clocks on the wall because we've got our own built in ones. We automatically know when spring is coming, or when its time for the peeps to get up to feed us.

For a long time now its been my job to wake the lady peep up at 6:00 a.m. This is how it works... at exactly 5:55 a.m. I knock gently on the door with my paw. The dog wakes up and walks over to the door to see what's going on. Sam's toenails go clic-clack, clic-clack on the hardwood floor when he walks, which drives the lady peep nuts. So she usually wakes up and tells Sam to go back to bed, it can't possibly be time to get up yet, Nothing happens so then I knock again, a bit louder this time. By that time, Sam the Dog is shaking his head while he's walking around to make the dangly things on his collar bang together in a very loud and irritating way. At exactly 5:59 I knock again quite loudly and now I start yelling at her through the door, saying it's time to get up ladypeep, I want my breakfast.

That's when the ladypeep gets up and the day starts. BUT last Sunday she got up all on her own, precisely one hour before my inside clock said it was time for breakfast. I gotta say I thought it was kinda strange, but who knows with peeps, they do strange things all the time. But, then it happened again the next day and the next and the next. It's been happening this whole week.

At first I thought my inside clock was broken, but its not, thank goodness. Nope...its something called Daylight Savings Time. The ladypeep complains about it every morning. She sats it's an evil plot thought up by the government a long long time ago to make the days longer...HaHaHa... that's just about the dumbest thing I ever heard. What's wrong with peeps? They gotta know days are 24 hours long...always! Apparently peeps think waking up an hour earlier in the morning makes the day longer. That is just so dumb...that's something a dog would think up.

The ladypeep says my inside clock will eventually catch up and I'll be waking her up again at the right time again...She also says the world will come back to its senses around Halloween and we'll get that hour back.

So, would someone please tell me who put peeps in charge? I just don't get it.