Wow, I'm so excited. As you can see from the title, I met a lovely lady cat. She seems to like me so far. I don't want to scare her off with my list of badness, but I promised so here it is
1. I poked Sam (Stoopid Dog) in the eye last Friday and he cried out of it all weekend. The lady peep thought he was sick. Well in my defence he needed to be poked 'cause he was acting all cute to the peeps and cutting into MY cuddling time.
2. Once I got a postcard from the VET saying I was due for my shots and I knocked it on the floor and chased it all the way down the hall and under the dresser so the lady peep couldn't see it. Didn't work, apparently she has a calendar on the computer where she keeps track of important dates. So I ended up getting shot anyway
3. Every day, after the peeps leave for work, I eat Sam the Dog's stinky goodness...sounds gross I know, but it's actually very good. That's one of the reasons I'm big and Sam the Dog's not. heh heh heh.
4. Once when I was really mad I ate one of the shiny things the lady peep puts in her ears. It came out, just like you said Zippy but it was still sparkly and the lady peep found it in the litter scooper. I don't think she was really mad, cause she hugged me and said. Thank goodness you had it Eddy, I didn't want to have to tell the man peep I'd lost it. Oh yeah I also put a big bitey on the man peep's hearing aid and it crack'd - I spit it out real quick cause it tasted like earwax (sorry, that's really nasty isn't it)
5. Finally the baddest and funnest thing I ever did (and I do it every day) is hide the lady peep's reading glasses. Yup I do...Well actually I don't hide them so much as move them from place to place. It's lottsa fun watching her search around for them and say things like I put them down right here beside the computer last night, I know I did. And then she'll find them in the bathroom....
So as you can see, I'm not a bad guy. Oooh and I forgot to tell you before I have one of those laser pointy pens and could sure use some help catching that dotty thing. It always gets away from me.
So, here's the thing Ms. Zipporah would you consider being my girl? I hope you say yes
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Oh Eddy, yoo do turn a gerl kitties hed wif all those complimints. Yoor naughty list, well, I don't think yoor furry naughty at all. At least yoo neffur crashed the womans metal monster. I'm willing to teleport ofur and spend sum time getting to know yoo bettur. By the way, I luv a man in a tux. Furry classy. I'll bring sum of my sisfurs primo nip (she gots it frum Rocky the gutter cat, who she claims is her boyfrend kat) so we can relax and talk and...~Zippy
we're furry 'cited fur you two! yur gonna make such a cute cupple!!!
I don't think that list of things sounds so bad, Eddy. We creative cats have to find things to do to fill our days.
Oh, and I think you and Zippy will make a lovely couple.
George
Tipper is a cutie, Eddy, maybe she shood do a list of her 5 naughties too. Then we cood see who yoo like better. I woodent be jelus as I beleeve dat cuppal kitties must be compatabul.~Zippy
Oh neat! You founded a nice girl. Hafing a girlfuriend is the best! Especially at the holidays.
I luv your lists. I realize now that I haf to get to work. I'm way behind in my list of naughty things....
Uh oh, mommy's coming. Better go before she reads this...
wow! not one, but TWO lovely kittie-girls to choose from!! looks like santa was a bit early this year;-) let us know how things turn out!! we'll be watchin' your bloggie!
Very convincing . . . if we was girls we'd fall for ya!
Eddy has won my heart, he's a good cuddler and great at chasing the red bug (even tho we did not catch it). Yes, Eddy, I'm saying yes, I'll be your girlfriend.~Zippy
Congratulaions Eddy & Zippy!
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