I need a girlfriend. Yup I do. So I thought I'd try Internet dating, because let's face it where else am I gonna meet someone - at the VET's - not likely. O yeah that reminds me, I guess I should just say this. Technically I'm a guy - but the VET took some bits away if you know what I mean - I'm a Maine Coone Cat by birth but am interested in meeting intereting girl critters of any nationality.
So to all my blogging buds, can you help? or perhaps you're her? This is what I'm looking for. She must be a furry creature. Bunnies are fine and I'd kinda like to meet a penguin but otherwise no birdies cause I'm scared I might put a big bitey on her. Probably I'd better stay away from Woofies 'cause we'd likely fight.
So if you'd like to be my girlfriend please post a picture of yourself on your blog with a list of the 5 worst things you ever did when your peeps weren't looking. If you leave a comment on my blog, I'll come visit you and tell you about the 5 worst things I ever did. Who knows we may just hit it off. 000h yeah, I got the lady peep to agree to buy some lovely jewellry for my soon to be girlfriend. You'll love it. Here's a picture.
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Man, I kinda wish I wuz a gurl! I been around dude, I juss don haff time to leaf comments effurrywheres anymore. So, even if you don see mine name, I has been here! :)
Love ya internets brofurr!
Hi! Efen though I'm technically a boy too, I can tell you are certainly a handsome kitty. We'll put the word out! My girlfriend is Brandi and it is lotsa fun to haf one.
PS I saw one one of your comments that you haf TWO fireplaces. I'll keeps my paws crossed that Sants gets confused and visits you twice!
Hey dude - we'll keep out eyes out for ya! There are a lot of furry hot babes around! The Calico Girls, Empress Kukka Marie (high maintenance), Sweet Ariel, Mrs B (maybe she's married?), . . . so many fluffy ladies, so little time! We're still too young to be interested in girls (except as play dates)!
Hmmm. You are a good catch and definitely would make a lady Cat very happy. I'd nominate my sister, but she's still too young to be interested in boys. She'd be more interested in double bopping you on the head two or three times, wrestling you to the ground, and biting your ears off. But help is on the way. Mr. Hendrix just posted your plight on the Cat Blogosphere, so hopefully Ms. Right is on her way!
P.S. I liked your Christmas list. Especially the kitty door for the frig. Great idea!
BTW - We bought the lunchbox for our Mommakitty at Borders Book store.
Hi Eddy, my name is Pounce. I share a bloggie with 4 ofher kitties, and tomorrow is Meezer Monday which means it's Sia's day to post. I'm a tabby gal, with purrty greenish-yellow eyes.Come visit our bloggie. By the way you lookz vurry cutes laying next to yur christmassie tree.
Good luck with the innernet dating scene, Eddy. I haven't been brave enuff to try it yet. Of course, I have FOUR sisfurs and the idea of another female, well... it's just not in the cards right now. Hmmms. 2 of my sisfurs don't have boyfriends. I'll tell 'em about you and see what happens.
Purrrrrrrs,
Your bud Pepi
Eddie! We're so upset...we can't see your pictures. We tried on Firefox and IE and just see a "red x" where your pictures should be. Plus your Coats of Many Colors membership badge is gone! Do you want me to send you the html code for it again? Switching to beta must have caused this.
George
P.S. Tipper would love to write you, but wants to wait until the "no picture" problem is solved.
Good luck wiv the innernet dating Eddy. It werked furr me. I wuz lonely cuz Flynn wuz dating Grr, an so I put it on the innernet that's how I met my luvly Rosie.Hope yoo meet sumkitty as luvly as owr gurlfrend cats
Hiya Eddy, we'z gotz da gerl kitty yoo are looking fur. Come to our bloggie and see our byootiful sisfur. She'z lonely too and cood uze a boyfrend cat.
Wow Eddy... brave of you to just lay it out there like that! You are very highly thought of in our household because you are such a handsome fellow, but unfortunately, my sister Harlie is not allowed to date until she is at least a year old... maybe more. My Mom of course has her crush on you, but it's just a crush... she's not looking for anything serious. So unfortunately I can't help. Any girlcat I've ever had a crush on stops blogging... so I wish you luck!
dude - didja see Zippy over at www.kattoniccats.blogspot.com? she's cute an she's got a list up fur you an everything. we think ya scored big time!
...or didja meet a penguin? cause that sounds cool too...
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